I’ve been waiting for this gif set
the way this fucking guy is bouncing you know he believes this so im taking this to heart today
this scene was wild from start to finish
that is carved
THAT IS A ROCK
I have no idea how the artist manages to make it looks like not just cloth, but TRANSPARENT cloth. Amazing.
Hey Guys this is a sculpture of a Vestal Virgin, carved during the roman empire. its my favorite and is pretty fucking awesome.
I had the same reaction when I saw this motherfucker in the Louvre
I walked around that hunk of orgasm rock for a good ten minutes trying to figure out HOW.
b-but that’s not how rocks work???!!?
FUCKING BERNINI THO
DID SOMEONE SAY BERNINI? HERE’S BERNINI SCULPTING A FAT CARDINAL.
HERE’S A SELF-PORTRAIT. HE’S A DAMNED SOUL IN HELL, HE BURNED HIS HAND AND SCREAMED IN FRONT OF A MIRROR FOR REFERENCE BECAUSE FUCK EVERYTHING.
OH AND LET’S TAKE ANOTHER LOOK AT THOSE GRASPING ORGASM-HANDS
SPEAKING OF ORGASMS HERE’S A NUN MASTURBATING. HE PUT THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN A FUCKING CHAPEL.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE HE PUT IN A CHAPEL? THIS BITCHING PIECE OF MARBLE.
IS THAT AN ANGEL POINTING A GOLDEN ARROW AT THE CROTCH OF A NUN? YOU BET YOUR FACE IT IS! IS SHE HAVING A MIND-BLOWING ANGEL-ORGASM?
OF FUCKING COURSE SHE IS!
Same with this memorial in St George’s chapel at Windsor Castle
I mean just LOOK at the two lowest figures, all the drapery in this thing is incredible. I couldn’t find a better photo, but I tell you when you see this thing in real life it’s fucking creepy because it’s so realistic. You feel like they’re going to move the instant you look away.
i have 50 tabs open
this is getting out of control
Benedict you little
I bet they both do that all the fucking time.
the best thing about this is it happened after about 10 minutes of Ben trying desperately to get Martin’s attention and then finally he was just like, fuck it, I’m going for the butt.